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PLAYER PREFERENCES
Mun: Disco
Contact: walkingsportsgym

RP Pace: Expect tags about once or twice a day! I'm willing to boomerang if I have a free few hours.
RP Style: Present tense, always, and I do have a slight preference for action brackets.
Backtagging: I will backtag into hell, basically

RP preferences: I'm up for plotting for anything larger, i.e. long CR arcs, but on a thread-by-thread basis, I do prefer to let a scene unfold!
Language style: I'll roll with anything, but I'm not much of a euphemism-user.
How do you feel about underage, xeno/non-human or other unusual characters?: Underage is a hard no with this character. Xeno is an absolute yes with this character.
Anything else: Qilby has an opt-out on his permissions page for anyone who'd prefer to avoid smut, manipulative CR, or threading with him altogether! Please make use of it if you need.

CHARACTER PREFERENCES THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION

Full name: Qilby; probably his full title is smth like Master Qilby the First-Born.
Age: Okay, uh, old. His physical appearance is of a guy around his early 50s, but in reality, he's at least 500 (plus the 10,000 years he spent in isolation)... In this current incarnation. His memories stretch back to the genesis of the universe - over 30,000 years ago.
Birthdate: Which one, though? He has quite a few, none of which stick out as particularly relevant to him.
Zodiac sign: Which one, though? It's never shown if Eliatropes have any equivalent to the zodiac; that's actually a really interesting question.

Height: Okay, uh, tall. 6'4" is a reasonable guess, but he's almost twice the height of a character with a named height of 3'6", sooo. Let's go with 6'4" for now, because that's less ridiculous.
Weight: with or without the hat
Build: Very thin, not very muscular; gives the impression of a scholar who cares more about his studies than taking care of himself. In-universe Satan has canonically called him a "little flower."
Appearance: Long. Looks like a hippie with a V-neck stripper tunic. Manliest man alive. He can also use the macguffin made out of a stolen space robot heart Eliacube to pull off a Magical Villain Transformation, where he becomes a ??sexy?? juggalo.
Body hair: Hella beard: it's more like a really long goatee and doesn't really encroach on the rest of his jaw, but it's definitely hella beard. Other than that, hair in the usual places. Notably, he doesn't really have chest hair; whether that's because of manscaping or genetics is unknown.
Scent: Vaguely herbal, with some florals in there.

Clothes: Regardless of what he's wearing, he's never seen without his big ridiculous hat. He tends to dress in whites and browns otherwise, and prefers looser clothing; it's easier to move around in, and thus easier to pull off portals in.
Scars: He's missing his left arm beneath the shoulder because an angry dragon bit it off, so there's a big scar there; a more perceptive person might be able to make out the teeth marks, even. As of January, there's a biomechanical arm there instead. Other than that, he has a few scars on his remaining forearm from chemical burns (and burns from working with a volatile and forbidden energy called stasis).
Piercings: None... Though once he knows it's an option, maybe. He would absolutely get his dick pierced, lmao.
Tattoos: None, except when he uses the Eliacube to go juggalo, in which case he suddenly and inexplicably gains tons.
Other bodily markings:
Other notable physical details: There's two spoilers underneath his hat. Anyone able to sense spiritual or life energy would be able to see them clear as day, but they're something of a taboo for his people, so they don't really... Show them off.

Current status: Elite!
Feelings on said status: On one hand, he does have a distaste for the caste system; it's not based on any sort of merit, and it betrays a reliance on money that he doesn't much like. On the other hand, he's not going to argue with having means...
Residence: Eos Tower.
Occupation: Currently, "burying his head in research and scheming." Later on, researcher, maybe?? idk.

Vices of choice: He drinks occasionally, but he's a complete lightweight and will sometimes let feelings slip, so he doesn't go in on much more than a drink or two. His vice of choice is smoking, most likely cannabis or its in-universe equivalent, as confirmed by concept art.
Hygienic routine: He bathes after he wakes up, generally with the water as hot as he can manage. As for shaving, he'll get a few spots where the beard is overgrown every few days.
Other daily habits: None that are particularly noteworthy!
Sleeping habits: Uh... Poor? He wakes up early, goes to bed late, and takes a few naps when he feels the need for sleep. He doesn't like dreaming, so he tries his best not to.

Spoken language(s): In-universe, Draconic... But the cartoon is French, so he's basically translated as speaking French, lol. When I play this out, I generally assume a slight French accent mixed with something indiscernible, sharp on consonants and smooth on vowels.
Voice: Listen while he tells bullshit and lies.

THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Sexual preference: trisexual; he'll try anything Never stated, but I play him as bisexual, likely leaning towards men. I play him this way for a myriad of reasons, but... He gives sidelong looks to his brother's adoptive father and says things like "it'll take more than one set of hands to raise these children." This brother is the reincarnation of a man he was close with and about whom he said, "I am the only one who can understand Chibi." Reincarnation is complicated.
Where they fall on the D/s spectrum: Switch, definitely, but he leans towards being dominant with people he doesn't know well; I don't see him showing vulnerability with many people at all. (That said, 'dominant' also includes power-bottoming, so there's that.)
Cup size/Penis size: About average in girth and a little longer than average for his height.
Pubic area: He trims when he has the time and inclination.
Circumcised?: No, and he would think it's an incredibly barbaric practice. That said, I'd love to play him getting someone's pants off and being like... where in the hell is your foreskin...

Underwear: Headcanon says Eliatropes don't wear underwear. The juggalo form, where his pants are suddenly way down on his hips for no discernible reason, confirms that Qilby probably doesn't wear underwear.
Sleepwear: When he's sleeping with someone else, nothing but the hat (it's only coming off if he really likes you). When he's alone, realistically, he passes out in his clothes. Sexy.
What was their first time like?: HAHAH, A LONG TIME AGO... Fumbling and slow, but ultimately rather satisfying. Probably romantic. Probably with Chibi.
Best sexual experience: It involved an alien world, sex pollen, and about six uninterrupted hours of banging in a flowerbed.
Worst sexual experience: He's had a few, but none stick out as important!

Partner(s): n/a; sex isn't entirely on his agenda right now. It will be! But it's not right now. That said, he did hook up with Laurent in the TDM, so there's that.
Size preference: Maybe a bit of a size queen. ... Okay, maybe a lot of a size queen. He thrives on intense sensation, be it of power over a larger partner or of being stretched to his limits.
Preferred method of sex: Oral's always good. Also getting dicks stuck in him, but that also requires trust, which (for him) is hard to come by.
Frequency: n/a, so far.
Masturbation: He only jerks off occasionally, when biology demands it or when he's frustrated; his libido isn't terribly high. Usually, it's in the bath for easy clean-up. By necessity, it's one-handed, which is incredibly frustrating.

Favorite position: From behind, especially when there's a mirror (and/or hair-pulling) involved.
Favorite place to have sex: He's not picky, but outdoors is always enjoyable because he's a secret hippie.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: Anything intense - in particular, sensations of pain-pleasure or fullness. Fisting, probably. Rimming, whether giving or receiving. Medical play is always fun for him, as is any sort of power-play or humiliation on either side. Secretly, he has a bit of an exhibitionist streak, whoops.
Kinks they've tried and hated: emotional entanglement with mortals
Favorite toys: Medical implements and metal insertables tend to be his favorites. You can't go wrong with cock rings, either.

Sensitive areas: Most notably (and most unattainably due to the hat), his scalp and neck are major erogenous zones - having his hair or beard played with tends to get him going pretty quickly. Other than that, his hand(s, before??) and hipbones are good spots.
Turn-ons: Intelligence, definitely, and a spot of cockiness. A sense of scope or a grander vision are extremely attractive, too. A nice ass helps.
Turn-offs: Idiots and heroes.
No-no places/triggers: Don't go near the headwings. Also, it's not really a 'no-no place,' but having the missing-arm scar touched does nothing for him. Calling him a traitor will deflate his boner at the speed of light.
Something they want to try but haven't before: Tentacles.
Number one fantasy: He has a lot of them, and a lot of things he's taken past fantasy in his life, anyway! One thing he finds himself returning to is tying up and recording a partner while he 'studies' them - things like taking measurements, recording reactions to different touches, even sounding or forcing orgasms. (Sometimes he imagines the same done to him, but he would only be willing to take it beyond fantasy with someone he trusted very deeply.)
After-sex habits: When it's with someone he cares about, he's a cuddler, though he'd deny it to the ends of the earth. When it's not, he generally just pillow-chatters or leaves.

Anything else?: a kink list for your joy... oh god this really is tl;dr, too, whoops